Sunday, December 9, 2007

An Open Letter to People Magazine

Dear Editors of People,

I personally want to thank you for committing the time, energy, and resources necessary to determine that Matt Damon is indeed the most sexiest man alive. With what? - 6 or 7 billion people on this planet and roughly half of them male, you have really shown us what modern technology can do.

My only hope is that other popular magazines can follow your lead, charging into 2008 with guns blazing at nothing.

Best wishes,

The Other Aaron

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